If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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