It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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