Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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