ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
