used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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