How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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