Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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