Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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