How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
