the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
dude. I can hear the air.
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