Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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