Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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