Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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