She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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