I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Drunk is not a location!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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