And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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