let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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