Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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