Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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