we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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