Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You brought string cheese to the strip club
so much tequila, so little girl.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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