he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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