sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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