actually, I'm a sock model
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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