Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
