Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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