do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think I died a long time ago.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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