Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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