I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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