are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My vagina just clenched in fear
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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