omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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