ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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