Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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