haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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