There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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