In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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