It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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