would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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