If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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