Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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