she was so not down for the gang bang
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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