so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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