The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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