fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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