batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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