this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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