I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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