I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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