I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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