I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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