grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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