There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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