In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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