k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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