If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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